I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
come and play with us
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Illuminati - the puppet masters of the world.
“So what’s on the docket today?”
“Nothing really, I was thinking we’d just stare at the eye pyramid again.”
“Not again Richard, maybe we can plan something?”
“Don’t dis the eye pyramid Martin.”
“Can I say something about the-“
“No! Xergar, you alien bastard you’re a guest here. A guest!”
“I’m just saying the eye pyramid is nice but-“
“Fuck you Xergar, the eye pyramid is what we stand for. It stays, I don’t care how radioactive it is.”
“It’s not that Phil, nobody’s saying that but all we do is contemplate it. I was thinking maybe if we can control the Pope’s mind then-“
“EYE PYRAMID, Sandra! Eye pyramid! Behold it’s power!!!”
(Silence)
“Rich did you say that thing’s radioactive?”
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“if ur ready CUM and get it”
haha only 18+ will get this one. :PPP
I’m younger than eighteen and I get the joke. Btw, you’re really only supposed to use numbers instead of spelling out the word after one hundred. Or, to be grammatically correct, 100. You’re eighteen, you should know this.
is this real life
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ACCURATE.
Cat meows underwater. i don’t think you understand how much i’m crying right now.
This cat is named McLovin.
Hahaha awwwww
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